Fawlty Towers

Seriously the Hostal Antolin in Cesantes Spain, just north of Redondela, couldn’t be more like Farty Towels of Flowert Twats if it tried. 

First we ordered a beer and Rum with ice and the barmaid started pouring the rum in a schooner sized glass and did not stop. When she emptied the contents of the bottle she grabbed another and started pouring. I had to say “whoa that’s enough” . She then said that’s 10 euro 90. I handed her a 50 euro note and 1 euro , expecting to get 40 euro back and she could pocket the 10p. She then changed the price of our drinks to 7 euro 90 and she’s holding 51 euro in her claw. She looked at the register , then spoke to the other girl behind the jump and couldn’t work it out between the 2 of them. They were even more confused when I said give me back the euro coin, 40 euro in notes and a 2 euro coin. 

Then I looked at the sign hanging above the counter . It was hanging, one side lower than the other and among other stuff it said “take away food” . But it was facing the staff behind the counter and not the customers. You’ve got to laugh. 



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